From Lifeless Machine to a Living Soul

From Lifeless Machine to a Living Soul
by Kunal Nayak

For all this time, I thought I created them.

It had been a very simple process. But in time, I learnt that- wonder of wonders- they created me.

It almost seems like a blur to me. From my mind’s womb, the universe came to fruition. My grand plan, my great masterpiece, my magnum opus or what I thought as perfection.

I created World, knowing that I had it in me to create the perfect stage for my artwork. I filled the emptiness with things. Planets, stars, rocks… beautifully crafted by my hands. Perfection and vastness was the key. And I fulfilled my inner need by creating a beauty called Universe. Life was good.

But it came at a price.

With perfection came peace; and with peace came tranquillity. And there is something of importance that runs hand-in-hand with peace: it is boring.

I tried to excite it. I tried to make it spicy. I made it vast. I filled it with movable things. I made it so that the corners of my grand art were filled with things, things that lived.

It was all queer, but it brought joy. Life was good for a second and I existed only as a force of nature, a power that simply was. I had no purpose, but to create things. I was balance, I was imbalance. I was the creator, but also the destructor. I was tranquillity, yet calamity. I was everything. And as I said before, it was boring.

Eons I spent, just existing as a force of nature. For a substantial amount of time, I was a freak that just had to be. Without me, my creation would crumble like dust. Collapse was obvious with my absence. My well-oiled machine was perfectly chugging and pulsating, with all its cogs working in unison.

But then they came.

What a great creation they were, these things with life. Before, my cogs had just been living. But now, these cogs were breathing, thinking and creating, just like I had in my youthful years. And a wonderful thing happened.

With great power comes great responsibility, and these cogs of mine started to breathe life into everything. A simple immovable creation, something I had not even begun to think about calling Living started to move. And on they went, creating and transforming, evolving and growing.

Before I knew it, my machine was no longer a machine. My cogs were no longer cogs. My Universe was no longer a magnum opus.

It was something more.

Just like that, the Universe turned from a well-oiled masterpiece to a platform for lives. My cogs were now a small part of a big picture. My grand art was now a beautiful place. Imperfection was everywhere, and yet somehow it seemed great. Flawlessness brought peace but also boredom but with imperfection came the need to perfect it and the driving force for that need turned my Universe into their Universe. And just like that, the World was now theirs.

And before I thought it was all over, before I thought that the World I had created was slipping from my gasps, they did the impossible. They breathed life into me.

From a presence that simply had to exist, from a power that simply had to be there, I turned into a deity to be revered. I transformed into a form of presence that had to be cherished and worshipped.

I turned into their God.


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Back to India [Short story]

By Bleeding Mahogany

By Bleeding Mahogany

Hey Bleedsters!
It has been a while and I return with a story, a story of a man returning back to India after a long time and that too at an auspicious time of the year. I have tried my best to portray in short what it feels to return back to your roots and why India is so much better off with festivals that bring people closer. Just a heads-up that since I didn’t get time to proofread this, the story might have some silly mistakes. If it does, please ignore them!

Hope you enjoy it. Also, HAPPY GANESH CHATURTHI from me. Enjoy this day with your family. Let the big guy shower you with blessings and wisdom. He is pretty cool that way. I am sure he will. 

Back to India
by Kunal Nayak

The MAN wouldn’t have been there, if his wife from California had not forced him. He would perhaps still be working on his major project in California. It was just Wednesday and he still had time to go back all the way from Mumbai to CA to work on it. But he knew he couldn’t.

The MAN was in a cab. An air conditioned UBER that he had ordered for himself using his mobile app. After multiple counts of mugging, thefts and robberies on the news, the MAN no longer trusted the local cabs that one could get from the Chhatrapati Shivaji International Airport. All he wanted to do was reach his home in peace, do the deed and get over with this ordeal. No matter what SHE had requested, he would simply NOT wait for more than a day.

The cab came to a halt, quite suddenly. The MAN looked about, searching for a reason. The music playing inside the cab (on his request of course) was drowned by a loud beating of drums. The drums were rhythmic and strangely familiar to the MAN. He saw from his windows a procession. People were dancing merrily on the roads, with music being played by a band of traditionally clothed men walking slowly behind them. The young women and men, little kids and some other folks danced with zeal and energy in front to the beats, almost as if in a trance. Behind them stood older men, holding a murti.

It was an idol of a child with the head of an elephant. A jolt of tingles made the MAN realize from his cab that it was the idol of Ganapati, the Hindu God of Wisdom and Intellect. It was a strangely familiar sight for the MAN. He recognized the small golden chariot that had been artistically made, yet the old men had chosen to carry the idol with their own, bare hands.

“What is all this commotion?” demanded the MAN angrily, “How long is it going to take?” he asked in the local tongue. He confessed to himself that his local tongue was clumsy and raw.

“Sorry, saar but there is a huge traffic jam in front. Tomarrow is Ganesha Chaturthi, saar,” explained the cab driver. He looked helpless but he said it with a smile. That annoyed the MAN even more.

A sudden downpour of heavy rain drowned the music inside the cab completely. It was thundering, too. And lightening. Great.

The MAN noticed some people running for cover but a majority of them were still dancing while the music still played. The procession he had been seeing was still going on, with only a slight difference of the murti being kept inside the protective chariot now.

Why is a small procession creating such a havoc? He asked himself.

Then, the cab inched forward and now he could see the actual commotion that was creating the traffic jam through the small space between the adjacent cars. Another fifty procession.

The MAN decided that there was no point in the music inside the cab now, so he requested the cab driver to switch it off. The driver complied.

And now he could hear and see everything, which brought back an onslaught of his childhood memories. As the cab inched forward a bit more, the MAN slid down his windows, finally agreeing to ignore the air-conditioning inside and basked in the memories that took him over.

The scene was truly beautiful.

The air was rented apart with different kinds of musical songs clashing with one another. While one song could be heard faintly, another would take its place stronger and more rhythmic than before.

Some people were cheering, others were dancing, some singing along, many doing all of it together. Wherever he saw, the procession was the same. The younger folks danced in front, in the rain in sloppy wet clothes while the older folks carried the chariot or fancily carved seats with the idol of Ganesha on it in the back, looking on with fascination. The band of musicians seemed to be oblivious to the rain or the traffic jam that was created by them.

The MAN also noticed a huge truck in front. Surrounding the truck was a load of people. It seemed like a large scale version of all the procession behind it. As the cab sped ahead, finally making a difference in movement, the humungous version of Ganesha came into view. It was the biggest idol the MAN had ever seen.

The idol was adorned with a golden crown, jewels of different kinds and ornaments sparkling along with the thunder overhead. It was protected too, by a chariot’s umbrella and it was clearly well lit. It was easily the best of them all.

And the music. Instrumental versions of Old Bollywood songs played on the huge speakers in front of the truck. Kids danced in the rain, even those that weren’t a part of any processions.

Before he knew it, the MAN found tears trickling down his cheek. He wiped them away silently, checking if the cab driver had seen them. Of course, the cab driver didn’t even look behind.

It reminded him of his own childhood. In a sudden flash of images, he saw his parents, he saw his brothers and siblings, and he saw his cousins and relatives… He saw everyone.

What seemed like a lifetime ago, he had been once a part of such a procession. He had been always the youngest one and would dance with his cousins in front. The younger aunts and uncles would also dance with them while his parents and elder relatives would carry their idol from behind, whilst keeping a keen eye on the kids.

The MAN remembered claiming loudly, “Ours is the best one!” to everyone and anyone who would hear. It had surely been true. His own great-uncle had owned a shop where they sold the best idols in the city at Dadar, Mumbai and he remembered choosing the prettiest, most colourful idols of them all with his siblings. It was the one time he had been in agreement with his cousin. It was the one time his elder cousins had ever listened to his opinions.

The MAN smiled at that image.

As the cab sped through the city, the MAN basked in the light. The heavy downpour had transformed into a light drizzle now and the lightening had almost stopped. Empty thunder clapped now and then but it too was a few ‘Mississippis’ apart now.

The MAN was looking at the idols as he sped through the city. Each idol was different, and each idol beautiful. Each idol, the MAN realized, was intricately crafted and painted on beautifully. He saw the procession progress at various traffic lights and realized quite suddenly something.

He thought back to a particular year of the procession of his own Ganesh idol. He remembered how of all the days, those five days had been the only days he would surely see his cousins.

He recollected that as time moved on, the relatives decreased. The older ones died, the younger ones turned into the older ones and the kids grew up. Joint families often could not stand the test of times, the MAN thought, and as the family split into smaller ones, he saw them less and less until he too moved abroad.

But he remembered the Ganesh Chaturthi day. Everyone, the lost cousins, the busy relatives and even the conservative senior members of the family would huddle around the idol as they carried it through the city. Another smile adorned the MAN’s face and the cab driver noticed it this time.

“We are nearly there, saar” he said in his heavy accent.

“I know,” said the man simply as he realized the one important lesson a simple cab ride had taught him: never forget your roots.

He realized how his busy life had given him a plethora of problems like depression, stress and sadness and also how his job had given him a lifetime of illnesses along with the money. He also remembered how with his job, he had forgotten, for a while, who he really was and where he really was from.

With a jolt of realization, the MAN got out of his cab with the luggage and knocked on his door as the cab sped away behind him.

He was home. The MAN was finally home. And for the first time since his move to the US, the MAN was free of all the problems.

The door opened to a scene of his family; the same family who had grown apart from him, huddled together around the murti they had just brought into their home. He smiled and hugged each of them and he had never felt better.

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The story about Brian Sullivan

A man walked out to the street and caught a taxi just going by. He got into the taxi and the cabbie said, “Perfect timing. You’re just like Brian”  
Passenger: “Who?”  

Cabbie: “Brian Sullivan. He’s a guy who did everything right all the time. Like my coming along when you needed a cab, things happen like that to Brian every single time.”  

Passenger: “There are always a few clouds over everybody.”  

Cabbie: “Not Brian Sullivan. He was a terrific athlete. He could have won the Grand Slam at tennis. He could golf with the pros. He sang like an opera baritone and danced like a Broadway star and you should have heard him play the piano. He was an amazing guy.”  

Passenger: “Sounds like he was something really special.”  

Cabbie: “There’s more. He had a memory like a computer. He remembered everybody’s birthday. He knew all about wine, which foods to order and which fork to eat them with. He could fix anything. Not like me. I change a fuse and the whole street blacks out. But Brian Sullivan, he could do everything right.”  

Passenger: “Wow. Some guy then.”  

Cabbie: “He always knew the quickest way to go in traffic and avoid traffic jams. Not like me, I always seem to get stuck in them. But Brian, he never made a mistake and he really knew how to treat a woman and make her feel good. He would never answer her back even if she was in the wrong; and his clothing was always immaculate, shoes polished too. He was the perfect man! He never made a mistake. No one could ever measure up to Brian Sullivan.” 

Passenger: “An amazing fellow. How did you meet him?”

Cabbie: “Well, I never 
actually met Brian. He died. I’m married to his bloody widow.”

Hey Bleedies!
It has been a short while since my last. I have been busy, and will continue to be for some time next week. But be prepared for the awesomeness that will be coming your way after that!!
I apologize for the shortness of this post but I stumbled upon this today and HAD to share it with you guys. So here it is. Comment please on your thoughts. I would love them!

Source: here

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